Disclaimers and Warnings

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  • AJs HumanA

    A few examples that make you say, "Huh???"

    Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine.
    Car Fanbelt

    Warning: May cause Drowsiness
    Sleeping Pills

    Caution: Contents may catch fire.
    Matches

    Do not ingest.
    Lava Lamp

    Caution water on road during rain.
    Unknown Road, Clemson, SC

    Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice
    Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants

    Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running.
    Lawn Mower

    Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
    One Ton Block of Lead

    DO NOT EAT
    Claymore Anti-Personal Mine

    Warning: This product contains nuts.
    Sainsbury Peanuts

    Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.
    Chain Saw

    Warning: Contents may be hot.
    McDonald's Coffee

    Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
    Rowenta Iron

    This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
    Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

    Do not use as an ice cream topping.
    Hair Coloring

    Caution: Do not use near power lines.
    Toilet Plunger

    Do not pass snowplows on the right.
    Central Oregon Highways

    Cemetery Road. Dead End
    South Side of San Antonio, TX

    Cheers!

    AJ's Ride:

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  • thunderbird8588T

    Brilliant Belinda, these are so funny :D Thanks for cheering up my Saturday night

    Shelley

    Basenji Malaika

    Basenji Malaika
    Basenji Kwame

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  • MDSPHOTOM

    Thank a lawyer for the need for these silly disclaimers.

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  • wizardW

    Normally I would agree, but in these cases, don't blame the lawyer but the stupid person(s) who had absolutely no sense!

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  • agilebasenjiA

    @AJs:

    Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.
    Chain Saw

    Caution: Do not use near power lines.
    Toilet Plunger

    Is it okay to stop the chain with my foot?

    And, uhm, what if my toilet is next to a power line?

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  • L

    Instructions with my hairdryer say don't use it in the bathtub. Guess I've been extremely lucky up till now.

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  • BasenjimammaB
    Houston

    See what I mean…
    "Do not place ladder in dog poop...might slip" What!!

    jepp..some lawyers had fun with these..

    Petra and Pippin

    with Otis in my heart…

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  • BARTB

    OMG! Are you sure I can't use my lawn mower on my hair! I''m sure it would work!!!
    What's that number…9--? Quick, my lawyer's number is ....... I'll see ya in court......

    There's a reason for the Darwin Awards.

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    Sometimes Kids come to "strange" ideas about what to do with a pet. Therefore it always should be obligatory for the partents or other adults to have a close eye on what is going on there…. Marbles in dog ears are also no fun to have... In Germany there is a huge political discussion against so called "dangerous breeds" because a few accidents with such breeds have been pushed through the press and tv. There are hard laws on who is allowed to keep these dogs and who is not. There are partially very high taxes you have to pay in several areas when you have a pit or amstaff or kangal or whatever they think is a "dangerous breed". But there are countries which play it even harder: for example a while ago you where not able to travel from Germany to Holland with a Staff-Mix. They would have taken the dog from you and maybe put it down without you being able to do something against it. But as far as I know, this law has been cancelled....hopefully... Regards, Esther