Disclaimers and Warnings
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wrote on 5 Dec 2009, 18:27 last edited by
A few examples that make you say, "Huh???"
Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine.
Car FanbeltWarning: May cause Drowsiness
Sleeping PillsCaution: Contents may catch fire.
MatchesDo not ingest.
Lava LampCaution water on road during rain.
Unknown Road, Clemson, SCWarning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice
Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food RestaurantsWarning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running.
Lawn MowerDo not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
One Ton Block of LeadDO NOT EAT
Claymore Anti-Personal MineWarning: This product contains nuts.
Sainsbury PeanutsDo not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.
Chain SawWarning: Contents may be hot.
McDonald's CoffeeWarning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Rowenta IronThis product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Dremel Electric Rotary ToolDo not use as an ice cream topping.
Hair ColoringCaution: Do not use near power lines.
Toilet PlungerDo not pass snowplows on the right.
Central Oregon HighwaysCemetery Road. Dead End
South Side of San Antonio, TXCheers!
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wrote on 5 Dec 2009, 19:00 last edited by
Brilliant Belinda, these are so funny :D Thanks for cheering up my Saturday night
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wrote on 5 Dec 2009, 19:12 last edited by
Thank a lawyer for the need for these silly disclaimers.
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wrote on 5 Dec 2009, 19:40 last edited by
Normally I would agree, but in these cases, don't blame the lawyer but the stupid person(s) who had absolutely no sense!
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wrote on 5 Dec 2009, 20:09 last edited by
@AJs:
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.
Chain SawCaution: Do not use near power lines.
Toilet PlungerIs it okay to stop the chain with my foot?
And, uhm, what if my toilet is next to a power line?
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wrote on 5 Dec 2009, 20:33 last edited by
Instructions with my hairdryer say don't use it in the bathtub. Guess I've been extremely lucky up till now.
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See what I mean…
"Do not place ladder in dog poop...might slip" What!!jepp..some lawyers had fun with these..
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wrote on 6 Dec 2009, 03:41 last edited by
OMG! Are you sure I can't use my lawn mower on my hair! I''m sure it would work!!!
What's that number…9--? Quick, my lawyer's number is ....... I'll see ya in court......There's a reason for the Darwin Awards.
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