Disclaimers and Warnings

A few examples that make you say, "Huh???"

Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine.
Car Fanbelt

Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Sleeping Pills

Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Matches

Do not ingest.
Lava Lamp

Caution water on road during rain.
Unknown Road, Clemson, SC

Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice
Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants

Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running.
Lawn Mower

Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
One Ton Block of Lead

DO NOT EAT
Claymore Anti-Personal Mine

Warning: This product contains nuts.
Sainsbury Peanuts

Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.
Chain Saw

Warning: Contents may be hot.
McDonald's Coffee

Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Rowenta Iron

This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Hair Coloring

Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Toilet Plunger

Do not pass snowplows on the right.
Central Oregon Highways

Cemetery Road. Dead End
South Side of San Antonio, TX

Cheers!

Brilliant Belinda, these are so funny šŸ˜ƒ Thanks for cheering up my Saturday night

Thank a lawyer for the need for these silly disclaimers.

Normally I would agree, but in these cases, don't blame the lawyer but the stupid person(s) who had absolutely no sense!

@AJs:

Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.
Chain Saw

Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Toilet Plunger

Is it okay to stop the chain with my foot?

And, uhm, what if my toilet is next to a power line?

Instructions with my hairdryer say don't use it in the bathtub. Guess I've been extremely lucky up till now.

Houston

See what I meanā€¦
"Do not place ladder in dog poop...might slip" What!!

jepp..some lawyers had fun with these..

OMG! Are you sure I can't use my lawn mower on my hair! I''m sure it would work!!!
What's that numberā€¦9--? Quick, my lawyer's number is ....... I'll see ya in court......

There's a reason for the Darwin Awards.

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