• A few examples that make you say, "Huh???"

    Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine.
    Car Fanbelt

    Warning: May cause Drowsiness
    Sleeping Pills

    Caution: Contents may catch fire.
    Matches

    Do not ingest.
    Lava Lamp

    Caution water on road during rain.
    Unknown Road, Clemson, SC

    Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice
    Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants

    Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running.
    Lawn Mower

    Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
    One Ton Block of Lead

    DO NOT EAT
    Claymore Anti-Personal Mine

    Warning: This product contains nuts.
    Sainsbury Peanuts

    Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.
    Chain Saw

    Warning: Contents may be hot.
    McDonald's Coffee

    Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
    Rowenta Iron

    This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
    Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

    Do not use as an ice cream topping.
    Hair Coloring

    Caution: Do not use near power lines.
    Toilet Plunger

    Do not pass snowplows on the right.
    Central Oregon Highways

    Cemetery Road. Dead End
    South Side of San Antonio, TX

    Cheers!


  • Brilliant Belinda, these are so funny 😃 Thanks for cheering up my Saturday night


  • Thank a lawyer for the need for these silly disclaimers.


  • Normally I would agree, but in these cases, don't blame the lawyer but the stupid person(s) who had absolutely no sense!


  • @AJs:

    Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.
    Chain Saw

    Caution: Do not use near power lines.
    Toilet Plunger

    Is it okay to stop the chain with my foot?

    And, uhm, what if my toilet is next to a power line?


  • Instructions with my hairdryer say don't use it in the bathtub. Guess I've been extremely lucky up till now.

  • Houston

    See what I mean…
    "Do not place ladder in dog poop...might slip" What!!

    jepp..some lawyers had fun with these..


  • OMG! Are you sure I can't use my lawn mower on my hair! I''m sure it would work!!!
    What's that number…9--? Quick, my lawyer's number is ....... I'll see ya in court......

    There's a reason for the Darwin Awards.

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