Nice, they are about in a few different adverts, I spot them every now and again.
Embarressed…...
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My husband and I knew that our next door neighbor was going through a divorce around Christmas time. Over the past years we've occasionally helped each other with letting each others dogs out. So, we knew she liked dogs, but we weren't particularly close. We wanted to spread a little kindness, so we all (B included) brought cookies to her. She wanted us all to come and have a cookie with her. I realized that Darwin was being awfully quiet and looked over at him in time to see him lift his leg and proceed to pee all under her tree all over her Christmas presents!!!
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OMG!!! That's the worst so far! (other than the fact that I just noticed typed the word "Embarrassed" wrong)
Peed on everything? HOLY CRAP!!!
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Ok, time for me to fess up…. those two times when Lenny was at the vet because of his intestinal blockage.... I know what he ate, but have not posted it on here cause its too EMBARRASSING! But here goes nothing....
It was my boyfriends roommates s*x toy.
yes, lenny got up into her room one weekend while we were there visiting, and ate about half of it.
yep. i couldn't make that one up. sorry if it was TMI, but this was just the perfect thread for it.
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Ha! Did they have to take x-rays?!
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Ok, time for me to fess up…. those two times when Lenny was at the vet because of his intestinal blockage.... I know what he ate, but have not posted it on here cause its too EMBARRASSING! But here goes nothing....
It was my boyfriends roommates s*x toy.
yes, lenny got up into her room one weekend while we were there visiting, and ate about half of it.
yep. i couldn't make that one up. sorry if it was TMI, but this was just the perfect thread for it.
OMG, Michelle, can you hear me laughing??? LOL, LOL, LOL…I KNEW you had to know what Lenny ate. That is a classic. Thanks for the laugh...I needed that!
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oh yeah, our first stint at the vet involved a barium series with about 15 x-rays. he finally just passed a big chunk on his own. Then about a month ago he had another episode where another piece moved from his stomach into his intestines and got stuck - this time the went straight to surgery to get it out.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! The B.O.B. caused all those problems!!!! (Not to make light of it, I was really worried about Lenny)
I guess I need to add an additional warning to my visiting college students!!!
Thanks for sharing (I'm still LOL, LOL, LOL…..) That took GUTS!! You got me beat!!
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no problem… at least i(we) can laugh about it now. i didn't actually know what it was until a couple days after the first episode, when my boyfriend remembered that his roommate had come running down the stairs, destroyed toy in hand, waving it around screaming about how Lucky (her own dog) ate it.
turns out it was not her dog, it was lenny. i brought the retrieved piece to their place and she still had the remains of it - they fit together almost like a jigsaw puzzle! mystery solved!
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Ok, time for me to fess up…. those two times when Lenny was at the vet because of his intestinal blockage.... I know what he ate, but have not posted it on here cause its too EMBARRASSING! But here goes nothing....
It was my boyfriends roommates s*x toy.
yes, lenny got up into her room one weekend while we were there visiting, and ate about half of it.
yep. i couldn't make that one up. sorry if it was TMI, but this was just the perfect thread for it.
OMG!! Your dingo ate my dil*o!!!!! ROFLMAOAOAO
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Oh my… that is too funny.... I can just picture it in "my minds eye".....
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You think thats bad…. You know how these Basenji's like to run through the house and bump into things and just keep going.
Well one day Roo was running down the hall as full speed on the way to the living room as he usually does. I was just coming out of the room and around the corner to go down the hall. Roo ran full speed right into my family jewels. Of course Roo was ok but I talked with a high voice for about two hours.
Jason
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One (yes there have been more than one) of my embarrassing moments with my first B was in Macy's in Monterey, CA. We were looking at the hats and I smelled something funny. My dog had pooped right there in the accessories section of Macy's at Del Monte shopping center!! Luckily nobody saw it and I cleaned it up real quick!! Moments later this very elegant lady approached me and remarked that my dog was very beautiful and so well mannered. We had a nice chat and I was really thankful that she hadn't been there earlier:)
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OMG!! Your dingo ate my dil*o!!!!! ROFLMAOAOAO
funny you say that: My boyfriend and I lovingly refer to Lenny as "dill*ohead" when no one else is around….
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You can take your dog into Macy's????
Amazing.
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funny you say that: My boyfriend and I lovingly refer to Lenny as "dill*ohead" when no one else is around….
You should add Dil*dos to the sticky of things that your Basenji should not eat because they could be Fatal!
Jason
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Comic, hope the jewels survived!! My husband has had the same "run in". I always think it's funny, he disagrees (between gasps and shortness of breath)!!
The worst (in that area) was when Ty was a pup. We gathered, as usual, at the family home for Thanksgiving. Ty stared a B500 and before we could stop him he bounced off the Lazy Boy, and my dad. My father yelled out, "Jesus Christ!!! Your dog just crushed my nuts" .
Not something you'd normally hear from a 70 year old man.
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Comic, hope the jewels survived!! My husband has had the same "run in". I always think it's funny, he disagrees (between gasps and shortness of breath)!!
The worst (in that area) was when Ty was a pup. We gathered, as usual, at the family home for Thanksgiving. Ty stared a B500 and before we could stop him he bounced off the Lazy Boy, and my dad. My father yelled out, "Jesus Christ!!! Your dog just crushed my nuts" .
Not something you'd normally hear from a 70 year old man.
Don't dispare… been there, heard that in my house too!!!! They have great "aim".....ggg
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Yeah I thought I was doing good with the countless number of eyeglasses and cell phones and my husbands teeth that Abby has eaten, but I don't think anything beats the Dil*o, that is by far a classic!
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OMG -
- what a way to start the morning -
I agree with Wizard. These stories totally just made my morning. LOL
