Embarressed…...
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wrote on 26 Sept 2008, 00:06 last edited by
no problem… at least i(we) can laugh about it now. i didn't actually know what it was until a couple days after the first episode, when my boyfriend remembered that his roommate had come running down the stairs, destroyed toy in hand, waving it around screaming about how Lucky (her own dog) ate it.
turns out it was not her dog, it was lenny. i brought the retrieved piece to their place and she still had the remains of it - they fit together almost like a jigsaw puzzle! mystery solved!
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wrote on 26 Sept 2008, 00:07 last edited by
Ok, time for me to fess up…. those two times when Lenny was at the vet because of his intestinal blockage.... I know what he ate, but have not posted it on here cause its too EMBARRASSING! But here goes nothing....
It was my boyfriends roommates s*x toy.
yes, lenny got up into her room one weekend while we were there visiting, and ate about half of it.
yep. i couldn't make that one up. sorry if it was TMI, but this was just the perfect thread for it.
OMG!! Your dingo ate my dil*o!!!!! ROFLMAOAOAO
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wrote on 26 Sept 2008, 00:10 last edited by
Oh my… that is too funny.... I can just picture it in "my minds eye".....
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wrote on 26 Sept 2008, 00:10 last edited by
You think thats bad…. You know how these Basenji's like to run through the house and bump into things and just keep going.
Well one day Roo was running down the hall as full speed on the way to the living room as he usually does. I was just coming out of the room and around the corner to go down the hall. Roo ran full speed right into my family jewels. Of course Roo was ok but I talked with a high voice for about two hours.
Jason
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wrote on 26 Sept 2008, 00:11 last edited by
One (yes there have been more than one) of my embarrassing moments with my first B was in Macy's in Monterey, CA. We were looking at the hats and I smelled something funny. My dog had pooped right there in the accessories section of Macy's at Del Monte shopping center!! Luckily nobody saw it and I cleaned it up real quick!! Moments later this very elegant lady approached me and remarked that my dog was very beautiful and so well mannered. We had a nice chat and I was really thankful that she hadn't been there earlier:)
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wrote on 26 Sept 2008, 00:14 last edited by
OMG!! Your dingo ate my dil*o!!!!! ROFLMAOAOAO
funny you say that: My boyfriend and I lovingly refer to Lenny as "dill*ohead" when no one else is around….
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wrote on 26 Sept 2008, 00:15 last edited by
You can take your dog into Macy's????
Amazing.
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wrote on 26 Sept 2008, 00:18 last edited by
funny you say that: My boyfriend and I lovingly refer to Lenny as "dill*ohead" when no one else is around….
You should add Dil*dos to the sticky of things that your Basenji should not eat because they could be Fatal!
Jason
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wrote on 26 Sept 2008, 00:40 last edited by
Comic, hope the jewels survived!! My husband has had the same "run in". I always think it's funny, he disagrees (between gasps and shortness of breath)!!
The worst (in that area) was when Ty was a pup. We gathered, as usual, at the family home for Thanksgiving. Ty stared a B500 and before we could stop him he bounced off the Lazy Boy, and my dad. My father yelled out, "Jesus Christ!!! Your dog just crushed my nuts" .
Not something you'd normally hear from a 70 year old man.
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wrote on 26 Sept 2008, 00:49 last edited by
Comic, hope the jewels survived!! My husband has had the same "run in". I always think it's funny, he disagrees (between gasps and shortness of breath)!!
The worst (in that area) was when Ty was a pup. We gathered, as usual, at the family home for Thanksgiving. Ty stared a B500 and before we could stop him he bounced off the Lazy Boy, and my dad. My father yelled out, "Jesus Christ!!! Your dog just crushed my nuts" .
Not something you'd normally hear from a 70 year old man.
Don't dispare… been there, heard that in my house too!!!! They have great "aim".....ggg
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wrote on 26 Sept 2008, 01:43 last edited by
Yeah I thought I was doing good with the countless number of eyeglasses and cell phones and my husbands teeth that Abby has eaten, but I don't think anything beats the Dil*o, that is by far a classic!
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wrote on 26 Sept 2008, 12:37 last edited by
OMG - :D :D :D :D - what a way to start the morning :D
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wrote on 26 Sept 2008, 12:51 last edited by
I agree with Wizard. These stories totally just made my morning. LOL
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wrote on 27 Sept 2008, 00:32 last edited by
What IS it with these dogs wanting to sniff the face??? My boy always wants to sniff my face. I let him, and sniff his back…he seems happy when I do it.
Wierd dogs!
I have a cold and the dogs are sniffing me all day to see if I'm better!
In the morning, they tried to pin me down so they could wash my face.
It is so sweet, they know I'm not feeling good, so they try to cuddle real close to me when we nap. I love it because it keeps me warm. -
wrote on 27 Sept 2008, 04:42 last edited by
Yeah I thought I was doing good with the countless number of eyeglasses and cell phones and my husbands teeth that Abby has eaten, but I don't think anything beats the Dil*o, that is by far a classic!
Wow Beegin has gotten 2 pairs of my glasses and a cell phone too! What gene is this in the b line and how can we get rid of it! Admittedly though, he has not chosen to chew on anyone's toys but his own.
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