Since I am in Virginia, I thought I'd see what laws are on the books here…I don't want to get in trouble while I'm in the state:
State Laws:
There is a state law prohibiting “corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."
Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
It is illegal to tickle women.
Cities:
Culpeper
No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.
Waynesboro
It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
Richmond
It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for the coffee.
Norfolk
You may not spit on a seagull.