Mirror, mirror

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch

together.
Shrek
said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest
man in the world, but how can
I be sure?'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the
sexiest man alive but I've never had
it confirmed.
'

Angelina Jolie agreed.
'I'm told I'm the most
gorgeous of them all, but
sometimes I wonder.
'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their
beliefs were true was
to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the
wall' to confirm for
them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was
the most gorgeous and
Brad Pitt was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the
next day for lunch
to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile.
'Well,
it's true.
The mirror told
me that I am the strongest man in the world.
'

Brad Pitt perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that
I'm the sexiest man
of all'

But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, face and said .

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Who the heck is JazzysMom?:D

Good laugh for early morning! 🙂

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