• Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch

    together.
    Shrek
    said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest
    man in the world, but how can
    I be sure?'

    Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the
    sexiest man alive but I've never had
    it confirmed.
    '

    Angelina Jolie agreed.
    'I'm told I'm the most
    gorgeous of them all, but
    sometimes I wonder.
    '

    They all decided that the best way to find out if their
    beliefs were true was
    to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the
    wall' to confirm for
    them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was
    the most gorgeous and
    Brad Pitt was the sexiest.
    They agreed to meet again the
    next day for lunch
    to discuss their findings.

    The next day Shrek walked up with a smile.
    'Well,
    it's true.
    The mirror told
    me that I am the strongest man in the world.
    '

    Brad Pitt perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that
    I'm the sexiest man
    of all'

    But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, face and said .

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    Who the heck is JazzysMom?:D


  • 😃 😃 😃 😃 Really good!


  • Good laugh for early morning! 🙂


  • 😃 hahaha.. Too funny 😃

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