I laughed until I had tears in my eyes. That is a great story. My old cell phone has some teeth dents in it but nothing like this. Your guy is an over achiever! My husband has a little key sized thing with screen that displays a frequently changing random security code that lets him access his work schedule, etc from our home computer. Cory and/or Jayden found it and crunched the screen so that the numbers would still change but you could only read the first 2 numbers out of 6. The tech people at work were very surprised (and fortunately also amused) when he brought in the crunched one to exchange for a new one.