@zande - WooHoo, welcome home Kito!
The Dry Dog food Diet for humans, LOL!
bellabasenji last edited by
The "Kibble";) Diet (as told by mystery woman):
I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a huge bag of "Dry dog
food" at a "retail superstore" and was in line to check out.
The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The "Kibble" Diet again.
Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an inten-
sive care ward with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms.:(
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works
is to load your pockets with "dog food" nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically
everyone in line as now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall
guy who was standing behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me? I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street
licking my butt and a car hit me.:rolleyes:
I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he
staggered to the door laughing!:D
wizard last edited by
I'm laughing so hard I can't get my computer to type right.
renaultf1 last edited by
Too funny…I just cut & pasted it and emailed it to all my dog friends. Thx for posting it!