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The Dry Dog food Diet for humans, LOL!

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  • The "Kibble";) Diet (as told by mystery woman):

    I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a huge bag of "Dry dog
    food" at a "retail superstore" and was in line to check out.

    :confused:The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

    Duh?:p

    On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The "Kibble" Diet again.
    Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
    the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an inten-
    sive care ward with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms.:(

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works
    is to load your pockets with "dog food" nuggets and simply eat one or
    two every time you feel hungry.:cool: The food is nutritionally complete
    so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically
    everyone in line as now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall
    guy who was standing behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
    dog food poisoned me? I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street
    licking my butt and a car hit me.:rolleyes:

    I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he
    staggered to the door laughing!:D

  • I'm laughing so hard I can't get my computer to type right.

  • Too funny…I just cut & pasted it and emailed it to all my dog friends. Thx for posting it!

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