The Dry Dog food Diet for humans, LOL!

[bellabasenji]

The "Kibble";) Diet (as told by mystery woman):

I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a huge bag of "Dry dog
food" at a "retail superstore" and was in line to check out.

:confused:The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

Duh?:p

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The "Kibble" Diet again.
Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an inten-
sive care ward with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms.:(

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works
is to load your pockets with "dog food" nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry.:cool: The food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically
everyone in line as now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall
guy who was standing behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me? I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street
licking my butt and a car hit me.:rolleyes:

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he
staggered to the door laughing!:D

[wizard]

I'm laughing so hard I can't get my computer to type right.

[renaultf1]

Too funny…I just cut & pasted it and emailed it to all my dog friends. Thx for posting it!