I came across this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=f309fSTWYo4
Does anyone recognize what language the text might be in? I'll have to ask my Japanese friend if the bartender is actually speaking Japanese.

PS. I have a dog that would definitely do this… she's not a Basenji.

Dutch, perhaps, based on a Google query of a few phrases?
And that is definitely NOT Japanese.
"Dialect" or otherwise.

@curlytails:

And that is definitely NOT Japanese.
"Dialect" or otherwise.

I didn't think so!

It's Dutch.