Oh God, I remember the first time I read this, way back in 1999, when this was a listserv. I printed it off, so I could show it to people. I have it saved and still laugh uncontrollably when I read it! Thank god there are no elk in Iowa. It's hard enough to wrestle a piece of pizza away from my two, let alone a carcass.
My Wife's hand/ dog bite
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How is it going at your home now? Is your wifes hand healed up?
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Fine we have no incedents since then but I just dont allow situations that allow any problems to occur (keep him crated when guests are over).
In general he is a very sweet & loving dog, but in the right situation he will bite without hesitation and draw blood. 99.9% of the time he is calm & loving.
When injured, is a situation you can't control.
I am the only one he will let near him in that situation.