The reason a dog has so many friends is
that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face..
A dog is the only being on earth that
loves you more than he loves himself.
The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.
Anybody who doesn't know what soap
tastes like has never washed a dog.
If your dog is fat, you aren't
getting enough exercise.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him
prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the
principal difference between dogs and men.
Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.
If you think dogs can't count, try putting
three dog biscuits in your pocket and
give him only two of them.